The entire song is funny, but this line is a real stand-out. There are so many things other than harpoons that actually flow, highlighting why this is considered one of the worst rap songs of all time. I got old money, coulda bought a dinosaur."įurther proof that Lil Wayne knows how to crack a joke. Young MC's big hit is an ode to the challenges of dating in the modern world. "Music comes on people start to dance, but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants." Sir Mix-A-Lot's biggest (only) hit is peppered with funny lines like this one. "Oh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin, you say you wanna get in my Benz?" In addition to being incredibly crass, Lil Wayne is actually also incredibly funny. I'm still around, like them Geico cavemen." It's not entirely clear (or clear at all) what Ghostface is talking about, but it's still pretty funny. "Scooby snack, jurassic plastic, gas booby trap." 'Look at him, still sleeping.'"Ĭracking jokes at a funeral is possibly the epitome of dark humor. "At your wake, as I peek in, look in your casket, feeling sarcastic. Logic's good guy persona extends even into his lyrics about drive-bys. Once upon a time I brought a Super Soaker to a drive-by." Some people always find the silver lining, according to Kanye. "Couldn't afford a car, so she named her daughter Alexis." One would think the first thing to come off would be the shirt, but Hurricane Chris goes straight to taking his shoes off in the club. "It's so hot up in da club that I ain't got no shoes on." "She said, 'Boy, you want your cake and eat it too.' I said 'it's cake. It's a shame, really, because that means people sleep on this line. He ran away."Įverybody thinks of the line about magnets when they think of this Insane Clown Posse song about miracles and science. "I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay. I don't have any lines to go right here, so chuby Teletubby." "Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chubby. Ludacris excels at coming up with punchlines like this. "Have you ever seen crocodile seats in the truck? Turn around, sit down, let 'em bite yo butt." In addition to eating a can of dog food, you are also illin' if you order McDonald's at a KFC, forget which sporting event you are attending, and try to hit on a girl despite having terrible breath, according to Run DMC. But homes you did not read it was a can of dog food." You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood. It was salty with butter, and it was def. Will Smith's reputation as a wholesome rapper got its start with songs like "Parents Just Don't Understand," thanks to PG jokes about pants. "If you don't want to, I can live with that, but you gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks." Will Smith, "Parents Just Don't Understand" " Don't Stop Won't Stop" - Lil Wayne ft.Despite his general persona, Kanye isn't completely serious all the time. Here are 13 defining verses that prove Nicki is one of the best rappers alive. That connection keeps bringing hip-hop Minaj back, even when it looks like her alter-ego Roman Zolanski has gone for good. She's connected with everybody in the streets." It's hard to find that somebody who has that niche, that star power. As Atlanta's DJ Holiday told MTV in 2009, "She's gonna have a good, successful career. Minaj released a handful of solid hip-hop mixtapes early in her career, but with her 2010 debut album, Pink Friday, and the 2012 release of " Starships," the Top 40 edged Minaj out of the hip-hop spotlight.īut it's important to remember just how talented she is as a rapper, and not to box her in as a pop star. When she signed to Young Money Entertainment in 2009, she lent her rhymes to verses by other rappers like Lil Wayne and Gucci Mane and held her own. Nicki Minaj is one of the best rappers in the mainstream, but she's still thought of as more of a pop star than anything else.
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